Things to Accomplish (A Work in Progress)

Just to be clear, "Things to Accomplish (A Work in Progress)", is an abbreviated title. The whole title of this feature is really "Things to Accomplish Before My Untimely and Rediculous Death at the Hands of a Usurper to the Title of The Most Awesome Brandon (A Work in Progress)", but felt that a title of that length would be absolutely ridiculous.

Onward.

1. Become a Rock God - This is unlikely to happen, partly because I can almost play the bass guitar, and no one in their right mind thinks the bass player is cool. Except for other bass players. I just think it would be awesome to hit the stage with fog machines, and the world's greatest haircut known to man: the 80s mullet. I would be singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey, and everyone - everyone - would suddenly realize that I was the single greatest Rock God known to man.

More to come. Stay tuned!

-B.